So I created this blog about four months ago. This is the first day I have even thought about posting anything. Not even sure where to start. Well, to be honest I have always considered myself a closet journalist of sorts. Like many people going through high school I kept a journal. Even did a little poetry(mostly for girls I wanted to impress) but I still always thought of myself as a decent writer. However my wife is the writer in the family. She has all the creativity and the brains to be honest. I am just the rock, and that also goes for whats in my head most of the time. Rocks. Don't get me wrong I consider myself an intelligent person and all, but in the writing and creativity department it all belongs to my wife. Check out her blog "Ramblings of an emotional idiot" if you get the chance, it will not be a waste of time, I promise. Okay now that I am done shamelessly promoting my wife's blog I will continue.
Lets start by telling you a little about myself. I hate people. Well that's a phrase used a little too much nowadays. I hate the world. In fact if it weren't for the simple biological coincidence that my parents raised me and put up with my shit, I generally hate them most of the time too. For the exception of my wife and kids (who I do actually enjoy) most other people annoy the shit out of me. Maybe not all the time but every person has their moments and therefore fall under the category of "I hate". Now I don't go around pissed off spewing my own special form of venom at every person I come in contact with. In fact I am considered by most people to be a very nice person. Which I suppose is true. I am outgoing, considerate and understanding. I am a true optimist and go out of my way to try and make most people's days better. But inside my dark little heart, everyone of you piss me off. Which causes me the uncontrollable sensation too punch someone in the crotch. Maybe that isn't the nicest thing in the world but at least it's honest.
Well lets end my first blog post on a high note. It is a pleasure to be writing once again and hopefully I will continue to post new blog's. Not for the people out there (again I hate you all) but for myself.
